This is the Best GIF Ever
pleatedjeans: When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys: When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch: When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework: When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there: When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings: When you hit your head on a low beam: When a mosquito...
“Who said I’ve been alive forever?”
(TW) PSA: Don't catch people off guard because...
tranqualizer: angrybrownbaby: I don’t talk about things that bring me to the Ugly Place in My Brain but these are things you don’t do to ANYONE: “Play” hit unless you have explicit permission. Physical pranks on someone. Go up behind someone pretending to be a stranger ready to attack them. Why? Because there’s this thing called reflexes and a power substance that runs through our bodies...
wenchantilles: The biggest problem encountered while at the lake was Row vs. Wade.
dorothy-cotton: If you are offended by the sentence “stop wanking to yaoi and make some friends”, that is probably a sign that you took the sentence “stop wanking to yaoi and make some friends” too personally this is probably a sign that you should stop wanking to yaoi and make some friends.
People That Bug Me/Make Me Mad #001
dragonhugsdeactivedgay: Girls who have butts WOW HOW FUCKING RUDE CAN YOU GET WHY DONT YOU GET THAT THING REMOVED?????????????? Girls who HAVE 10 TOES??????? hanging TEN IS SO FUCKING LAST CENTURY YOU PLEABS Anyone who EATS FOOD and DRINKS WATER AT THE SAME TIEM!!!!!!!! seriously just fucking decide Gay couples that have hair. jesus no one wants to fucking see that YOU DRANGLES Teenage...
turboganja: URANUS IS A GAS GIANT
yrelectricsurgeissweet: I don’t have a hateful bone in my body, nor any bones at all because I’m just a patch of mushrooms that grew into some people clothes someone left on the lawn. Peace be with you.
caitlin and I are hanging out with my sister and she keeps touching my boobs jeeeesus give it a break also she keeps hitting me ??? I need an adult.
wenchantilles: Read More I love you, ya dingus.