May 2012
comedown:
i just want my tombstone to say “i’m dead ya dingus”
Watchsandwah:
i am so confused right now
where am i
how old am i
where do i live
i dont remember
This is so… soothing?
2 tags
pretty girls with short hair exist for the sole purpose of reminding me how much of a great big homo i am.
queefjerkey:
sext: i take off my crocs
barryyouasshole:
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets
jalapeño business
4 tags
2 tags
My daddy told me there’s a lot of fish in the sea, there’s just a lotta motherfuckin’ money, bitches, and weed.
comedown asked: "shut up baby, i know it" i say this all the time, i knew it, we are somehow the exact same person
adorablelittlelesbian:
I’ll be going on a gaycation this weekend.
April 2012
1 tag
takeavacation:
are u trying to tell me it’s not 2010 anymore
larsss:
“When shit brings you down, just say ‘fuck it’, and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”
David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
1 tag
deathclaw:
make your nipples sing
1 tag
the ghost of booties past
caitlin is biting me and pretending to be a fish
send help
