a hilarious joke
tanku: three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found. why? because the un deux trois quatre cinq
never-le-nkemise: I’m just a gay girl liiving int a love ly workld
comedown: if we won the lotto i would pay off all of my student loans right now and fax sallie mae a picture of my hand giving them the finger, that would be their interest i’d move into this sweet little apartment in rosslyn that we cleaned today, because i really liked that place and i would go to school and be a pastry chef and live to work instead of working to live
Four days with Ivy!
Breasts are the best.
never-le-nkemise: Unless you don’t like them, which is completely okay because it’s your preference and yea.
I just really wanted to use this gif.
cannolis: reblog this if your url basically sums up your life
a boob haiku
shavingryansprivates: i love boobs a lot boobs are pretty awesome yo please show me your boobs
brandnewswastikas: I’m so sick of people acting like they’re better than me just because they’re a little bit better than me.
notveryraven: I’m gonna go to an open mic night and introduce myself and drop a few one-liners and then I’m gonna say, “So Dick Cheney got a heart transplant, big deal. Did you know that Heart Cheney got a dick transplant?” and then before anyone can react I’ll throw the mic down really hard and the feedback will scare everyone so when they aren’t looking I’ll sprint down the center aisle and...
bansand: how much nyquil do you have to drink to get crunk