May 2013
"I found porn, but I didn't find community"
littlearchitect:
ruminations on growing up queer, clueless, and addicted to the internet
termsofenragement:
goatsandhos:
dipping cookies in milk is disgusting and if I ever see you do it I will eat the rest of the cookies so you can’t do it again.
I’m going to dump a crate full of cookies in a bathtub full of whole milk and you can’t stop me.
fuckin masochist
dipping cookies in milk is disgusting and if I ever see you do it I will eat the rest of the cookies so you can’t do it again.
catsfurever:
makes a dumb fake spelling of benedict cumberbatch’s name haha…. im so funny… im a genius an innovator… and now i wait for the millions of notes…
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don't fr*cking question how buff i am. i am buff...
Tonight I’m eating Swiss chocolates and watching Arrested Development.
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one of the weirdest things about being really attracted to someone is
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getting turned on just from looking at a picture of their face. it’s a really weird feeling and I’m not really used to it yet.
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princepup:
you know what they say about long necks
long necks mean long sex
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southeasternprep:
zillatamer:
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a...
I swore I would never be one of those people who goes on tumblr at school, yet here I am.
thebluthcompany:
cinematicshit:
I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.
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Dear Allies,
princepup:
It’s time we went over a few things since some of you seem totally clueless.
Your opinion isn’t needed on much of anything. You don’t have the same life experience and so what you have to say doesn’t really mean all that much to the LGBT community.
Your use of slurs isn’t quirky. I don’t care if your ‘gay best friend’ says it’s okay to call him a f****t. It’s not okay.
If you get...
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people who love pokemon mashups but hate new generations of pokemon
tattooposer:
remember when the guy who made that Kony video got naked and went crazy in LA traffic. I think that’ll be me someday if after waiting over a year for more Steve Brule and they announce there will be no more seasons.
my plan this summer is to work all day, and get drunk and play videogames all night
idiotvegans:
i dont know about sunflower seeds
: socialistexan: Cis* is not correct Trans*gender... →
socialistexan:
Cis* is not correct Trans*gender isn’t correct either. Same with trans*woman trans*man (because they’re specific identities).
I see cis allies fuck this up at least 3-4 times a day. Stop it, you’re making yourself look bad with the people you claim to care about (not questioning your ability to care or calling you a liar, but I am saying that the effort isn’t matching the words),...
my little sister and I are gonna paint our nails tonight and she’s excited because I don’t think she’s ever seen me with painted nails.
I’m very happy that pokemon mashups are back on my dash.
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soselfimportant:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy