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I honestly can’t fathom what the goal of this ad campaign was but a good rule of thumb is to never encourage audience contribution from residents of New York City
Give me one of your smallest weed please
i ate like four peanut butter and honey sandwiches today
a good day
If I was a guy, I’d be such a douche.
I’d actually be in prison right now, most likely.
I NEED AN OUTLET TO SCREAM ABOUT MY SEXUAL ADVENTURES OR ELSE I TURN INTO A HUGE SLUT ON TUMBLR
I can pop every single one of my toe knuckle joints
Are all the males in the blogosphere aroused yet?
Gentlemen?
my spirit animal
You guys that don’t know Ivy don’t understand.
THIS IS IVY.
SALEM IS IVY.
I’m dating a warlock.
maybe i should just give up and go live in a giant chocolate cake

Let’s play count the couples making out in the street while I walk alone to buy cheesecake
i look pretty good today considering the level of hungover i was